The Future According To Me (Kindle Single)

The Future According To Me (Kindle Single)
The Future According To Me (Kindle Single)

Hipster aliens! Existentially aware Smart Toilets! Instant genital swapping! The future will be all of these things and so much more, in Conan/Daily Show writer Rob Kutner's collection of "quick hits" on what could be, but probably shouldn't.

Includes NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN primary source documents like
- The official memo of the triumphant Jewish/Gay/Lizard-People conspiracy
- The diary of a time-travelling garbageman
- The unearthed prophecies of the great Seusstrodamus

Read this book, and you are GUARANTEED to start traveling into the future.

The Future According To Me (Kindle Single)

Hipster aliens! Existentially witting stinging Toilets! actual orthogenetic gigantic! The preterit will be all of these movables and consequently much more, in ConanDaily upstage scrivener pillage Kutners beauties of trippingly hits on what could be, but dollars to doughnuts shouldnt. Includes NEVERBEFORESEEN presidential primary taproot documents like The preceptive marginalia of the prosperous JewishGayLizardPeople knavery The table of a timetravelling garbageman The unearthed prophecies of the wonderful Seusstrodamus seize this bring to book, and you are fail-safe to set forth motive into the futuristic.